Do you want fuzz with that? Steak, shoestring, waffle or crinkle cut…if it says Ore-Ida it’s Allrighta! A small SMALL seasoned curlies.

Buy in bulk at Sams Club you’re sure to get similar results. The little black n green dots look good. They are on the way to becoming something big n fuzzy. Bake some up for appetizers at your super bowl party. GO STILLERS!

Snapped this one with the ol cell camera. I’m going to Giant Eagle (local Pittsburgh grocery store) right before Thanksgiving to grab some last minute yum yums. My kids notice this poor forgotten banana on the cement base of a light pole blackening under the partly cloudy Pgh sky. Nice placement! Happy Holidays

Carved pumpkins are a staple this time of year. Too bad they don’t last very long. Bugs n Black n Mold oh my. Nothing wrong with internal hair is there?

Holy crap the last post was in March. I do love fridgefright and want others to enjoy the grossness so I’m back. Long story short I got a great new job and left a miserable one. So I’ve been busy bustin some slammin designs for a wonderful company. Finally settled in… So let’s post mold man! Typical old forgotten bun here. Some really nice green color happnin and let us  not miss that left side freckle action. BTW the new job has two huge fridges and a few hundred employees. I have my fingers crossed for some awesome finds.

What a chore to open the dishwasher and add dishes and silverware. Hand washing is even more annoying. My style is to just stack and leave everything sit around till I grow tired of looking at the mess and finally clean up. Containers? Sure. Keep the lid on and let it ferment! Mashed potato remnants btw.

And what is that way back on the top shelf? Something is definitely up back there. Closer inspection reveals a grapefruit resembling Mikhail Gorbachev or possibly the continent of Africa. Whatever the blackened shape it’s spreading like the plague. The right side of the GF is also taking on some white dusting. Rolled in powdered sugar? I think not.

What was once a lovable plum hoping to add dietary fiber to some lucky recipient is now in transformation. This thing is seriously mutating. I really think it may be alien offspring hatching. Green, gray, white, and black mold are all on this sucker. A black core seems to be oozing out. Maybe the top of it’s head? Ripley needs to take a serious look at this.

This one is great on so many levels. Our wonderful mold model here is not the culprit of this atrocity yet it was a very interesting woman in our department. The fact that he’s holding a tissue even though it’s sealed in the bag is hilarious. I’d do the same. You need that extra layer of protection. The freezer on that little fridge wasn’t the best as you can tell. The absolute best part is that she didn’t even buy real hot pockets but a generic offshoot Hot & Hearty (which I had no idea existed till this). Play the video. Gaffigan’s great hot pocket stand up.

In Pittsburgh we love our Samitches. Be it Chipped Ham, Primanti’s, a reuben or some homemade concoction. I’m teared up thinking someone abandoned this lovely meatball sub half eaten. Gorge yourself for Christ’s sake this is America N’at. Just toss the top part of the bun it’ll still be good. See yinz tailgating at the Stiller game with cold beer and Kielbasa!